Diary Of A Mad Man
یه گرگ درون من زندگی میکنه...Diary Of A Mad Man
یه گرگ درون من زندگی میکنه...The Great Kat
سلام،متاسفانه دیشب وقت نشد ارسال کنم این پست رو،حالا امشب پر و پیمون تر شده!
خوب،ماجرا از اونجا شروع شد که تو لیست 10 شردر سریع که ارسال کردم،نفر 10 ام یه نفر بود به اسم The Great Kat،عکسی که ازش دیدم زیاد واضح نبود ولی به نظر میومد جالب باشه،منم که کنه!رفتم دنبالش و چیزایی فهمیدم که دهنم واز موند!!!بی مقدمه شروع میکنم
خوب،اول از همه اسمش رو سرچ کردم و ویکی پدیا،که توش نوسته بود:
اسم اصلیش Katherine Thomas ه،متولد 1966 توی بریتانیاست و توی نیویورک بزرگ شده،بیشتر از گیتار الکتریک استفاده میکنه ولی جدیدا ویالون هم به کاراش اضافه کرده،ویالون رو به شیوه ی کلاسیک یاد گرفته و قبل از اینکه به دنیای متال وارد بشه با یک گروه تور میرفته،مجله ی Guitar One جزو ده شردر برتر قرارش داده،کاراش و سابقش گاهی با Yngwie Malmsteen مقایسه میشه،توی عکساش و ویدیوهاش به قوله خودمون مورد دار ظاهر میشه،کلا مشکل داره!
یه سر هم به سایتش زدم،دیگه اونجا مطمئن شدم باید از دکمه ی Block Images From This Site استفاده کنم واقعا راست راستکی مورد داشت آخه!!!یچیزایی نوشته بود مبنی بر اینکه آره TGK خداست و خدای گیتار و سرعت و موسیقیه،ولی گوشه کنارهای سایت عکس کسانی بود که توجهمو به خودشون جلب میکردن،باخ،آنتونی ویوالدی،بتهوون،موتزارت،ادگار الن پو و خیلی های دیگه...چه ربطی دارن یعنی؟
توی لیست شیپمنتش اسم DVD هاشو چک کردم،Beethowen On Speed-Bloody Vivaldi،خلاصه،سایتش رو بی خیال شدم و رفتم دنبال آهنگ،یه چیزی پیدا کردم به اسم Bloody Vivaldi،دانلود،گوشش کردم،4فصل ویوالدی رو روی گیتار و ویالون با سرعت باورنکردنی اجرا کرده بود،چشمام قلقلی شد!آهنگ بعدی،Beethowen Symph no4 رو دانلود کردم،یک شاهکار دیگه روی گیتار!!واقعا کفم برید!یه ویدیو هم داره به اسم Islamofascist که من هنوز ندیدمش و به گفته ی رضا 33،از بزرگان مکتب شعر و ادب متال،بس مشخص بوده که ویدیوش چرته،پس جلو میریم!
یکی دیگه از کارهاش که خیلی از بقیه پر سر و صدا بوده به اسم Flight Of The Bumble Bee رو دانلود کردم و برای چند ثانیه
مامان این چیه؟!?!?!
تا چندی قلقلی بودم،گشتمو گشتم تا یک مصاحبه گیر آوردم ازش که در زیر میخوانید،جاهای مورد دارش رو حذف کردم و نیازی هم به ترجمه نداره فک کنم...
Brian Rademacher: Welcome Great Kat to RockEyez.com.
In our last interview a few years back you seemed to always talk in the
third person. Do you have an alter ego that follows you that answers
the questions?
The Great Kat:
The Great Kat talks in the “third person”, because The Great Kat is GOD!!! The Great Kat
is the WORLD FAMOUS neo-classical guitar shredder/Juilliard graduate-
violin virtuoso-turned-guitar goddess/violin soloist at Carnegie
Recital Hall/"Top 10 Fastest Shredders of all Time," (Guitar One
Magazine) and "The 100 Wildest Guitar Heroes", who is SYSTEMATICALLY
UPDATING CLASSICAL MASTERPIECES through SHRED GUITAR!!!!!!!!!!
Brian Rademacher: You are in the works of finishing up a new shred CD/ DVD: can you tell us anything about that project?
The Great Kat:
The Great Ka t has been recording and filming the upcoming New shred CD/DVD, featuring The Great Kat’s
renowned shredding virtuosity on “The Flight of the Bumble-bee” (at 300
bpm!), Paganini’s “Caprice #24” for violin and guitar, “Bach’s
“Brandenburg Concerto #3” for 6 guitars, 3 violins and chamber
orchestra Stay tuned to the Kat’s website for the release date.
Brian Rademacher: You have a sample of your new upcoming video “ISLAMOFASCIST” on your official site. It has you cutting the throats of 4 victims dressed in black with hoods on. Don’t you think America has seen enough of that stuff already?
The Great Kat:
No, it’s not enough! The Great Kat is going to add even more fuel to the fire with this new “ISLAMOFASCISTS” music video from upcoming Great Kat
DVD to wake up the world to realize that the most important issue is
the war on terror and stopping the Islamic extremists from spreading
their religious insanity to the modern world! That’s the whole point of
art, to wake up the masses.
Brian Rademacher:
: If Beethoven or Wagner saw The Great Kat play, what would you think would be going through their minds?
The Great Kat: Obviously Beethoven and Wagner would bow to The Great Kat, who is updating classical music. Here’s why: Beethoven
was the first unrepressed classical genius, a revolutionary composer
who did not care what everyone thought of him. He revolutionized
classical music by creating vicious, raw powerful music. Wagner
was the first outrageous theatrical composer who combined insane
theatrical images and themes with complicated staging’s and slow,
dragged-out music that forced the audience to be dominated by his ideas
whether they liked it or not.
Brian Rademacher: You being a shred mistress and an innovator, what are your thoughts of Wendy O. Williams (RIP) when she was in the PLASMATICS?
The Great Kat:
Wendy O. was a brilliant innovator and performer.
Brian Rademacher:
When you are looking for a new guitar for your collection what do you look for?
The Great Kat:
Fast fretboards, light action, lightweight guitars and something I can shred on at a speed of over 300 bpm.
Brian Rademacher: When you sit to write a song what is the process? Do you write the lyric first or the music? How does that work?
The Great Kat:
The Great Kat composes “shred/classical” music, starting with
guitar riffs, counterpoint, layers of harmonic guitar solos,
fragmentations, pedal points, and more classical/metal composition
techniques. Then the music is mixed with thematic lines which fit with
only a few vocal lines –lyrics based on what is happening right now in
the world, like The Great Kat songs “Torture Techniques”, “War”, “Terror” and “IslamoFascists”.
Brian Rademacher: I heard that at one point you want the greatJohn Macaluso, one of the best drummers in the business and who has played for Yngwie & STARBREAKER, to join The Great Kat and he turned you down? Do you have any thoughts on that?
The Great Kat: Who?
Brian Rademacher: Almost all the photos I see of The Great Kat are provocative; your boobs are almost out, tight photos of your crotch area. Do you think you would be as popular coming out dressed with a ruffled shirt and jeans?
این قسمت به دلیل مسائل اخلاقی حذف شد!
Brian Rademacher: You are a very intelligent person and I am sure you know marketing selling points. If you weren’t in music, what other career would you have taken?
The Great Kat:
The Great Kat is the new Beethoven of the 21st century and is on a single mission since birth to update dead classical music.
Brian Rademacher: Your videos and photos are always in the direction of something evil. Are you a Satanist? Or do you practice the occult?
The Great Kat:
Satan worships The Great Kat. The Great Kat practices the worship of The Great Kat. Wake up!
این سوال نیز به دلیل مسائل اخلاقی حذف شد!
Brian Rademacher: If you had one fantasy come true what would that be?
The Great Kat: Every pea-brain idiot would get the hell out of my way!
Brian Rademacher: If you had a chance to donate a large sum of money to any cause what would that be?
The Great Kat:
Any cause that would resurrect classical music and keep it alive!
Brian Rademacher: I am going to name a few guitarists out there; I would like to get your impressions on them Gus G, Jeff Loomis, Rusty Cooley, Alexi Laiho.
The Great Kat:
The Great Katwould like to get your impressions of DaVinci, Beethoven, Van Gogh, Nietzsche. Don’t you get it yet? The Great Kat is talking about geniuses who are actually causing the advancement of civilization!
Brian Rademacher: What is your feeling about the world we live in at this time and what should be done to fix it?
The Great Kat:
The world is now global and the internet has produced this global,
online fast thinking society of speed freaks who want it fast and now!
Brian Rademacher: Can you tell us if you have any other projects you are working on?
The Great Kat:
The Great Kat is completing another masterpiece CD and DVD with
music that is faster, more brilliant, more complex, more shredding,
more blistering and with more outrageous images and politically
incorrect videos.
سوال آخر نیز حذف شد،برای مطالعه کلی به اینجا مراجعه کنید.
خلاصه اینکه طرف خیلی شاخه،گوش دادن به کارهاش رو به همتون توصیه میکنم،چندتا از کارهاش رو هم همینجا براتون میزارم لذتش روببرید والسلام!
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به دلیل مورد دار بودن عکسهاش،نمیتونم توی وبلاگم چیزی بزارم،سرچ کنید خودتون دیگه اگه خیلی مشتاقید!خلاصه اینکه،از دستش ندید!
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